【读新闻学英语】男友定奇葩交往守则：跟男生不准合照不准对视不准讲话......

A man who is only six months into his relationship with a girl has shocked Twitter after giving her a ridiculous set of guidelines for her night out.

一个和女孩刚交往6个月的男子惊讶了推特圈，因为他给女友设置了一堆荒谬的外出指南。

ridiculous：荒谬的、可笑的

Josh Utting, 20, from Nuneaton, told 18-year-old Lucy that she wasn't allowed to talk to, look at or take photographs with other boys, do drugs or be a wingman to her mates. The demanding list was shared on Twitter by a friend of the girl.

20岁的纽尼顿男子Josh Utting跟18岁的Lucy说，她不能跟其他男生聊天，不能看他们或跟他们合影，不能嗑药或是给她的女伴代驾。Lucy的一个女伴在推特上分享了这份指南。

wingman：僚机驾驶员，动词表示代驾

1 不准和男生讲话

2 不准和男生合照（包括集体照）

3 不允许其他男生用他们的手机给你拍照

4 不准在Snapchat、脸书、推特或Instagram上添加男生，交换电话

5 不准和其他男生对视

6 不准给男生买酒或让其他男生给你买酒

7 不准嗑药，回来我会给你做毒品测试

8 每晚直接回旅馆

9 不能给女伴代驾，她们丑得可以自驾

10 如果女伴叫男生来，离开房间和我视频

The Tweet has been liked nearly 10,000 times since Monday with some users saying he sounds 'abusive' and 'crazy'. The friend of the pair, who posted the list on Twitter, claimed the couple were "not even" in a relationship yet which made the list of demands seem "psycho".

这条推特在周一之后已经有近万个分享，有的用户说这非常“控制欲”和“疯狂”。贴上推特的是这对男女的朋友，她说两人“甚至不算”真的在交往，这让整个单子都显得很“病态”。

abusive：滥用的、侮辱性的

psycho：精神病患者、精神病的

Some users responded jokingly that Lucy should try to tick off as many demands on the list as possible, some suggesting she should try them all at the same time. Josh later said that his list "was written purely just for a joke" and that she had actually agreed to the list if he did the same on his upcoming boys' holiday.

有的用户开玩笑说Lucy应该试着违反尽可能多的规定，有人建议她应该试着同时违反所有这些规定。Josh稍后说他的规定“完全只是出于开玩笑的目的”，事实上女友同意接受这些守则——只要他在接下来的男生假期也能同样做到。

jokingly：开玩笑地、打趣地

tick off：打钩、勾选